reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
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my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”


today i found out that my grandma betty actually used to be named bessie but she legally changed her name because she thought bessie was a cow name and that’s the funniest shit i’ve ever heard


if i ever get to the point where i’m willing to pay almost $1000 for a tumblr url please just come find me and kick the shit out of me